darcx:

best-of-funny:

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

X

WOW YOU GUYS NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR BODIES

thefrogman:

The Muppets’ Salute to Canada [video]

Okay so update on this week:

SCHOOLS ALMOST OVER FUCK YES

I went to my 8th grade prom which was surprisingly amazing (though I got blisters from dancing in heels for 4 hours)

My babies (Penny and Mikey) are doing just fine! Mikey is a month and a half, Penny’s 2 months. We went last Sunday to take them to take pictures with us (me, them, baby bro, and the girls) as a surprise for my grandmother’s 56th birthday, but the babies were crying almost the entire time. So we just gave up and took pics like that. Mikey’s mom still won’t let us post pics of him online. Though I can assure you guys he is the CUTEST THING EVER LIKE WOW

Mason’s 8 months old, is almost walking, and is the most active baby ever. He crawls and climbs and toddles over eVERYTHING OMG

A bunch of schools and programs have been asking for me, which I’m happy about (Harvard asked me to go to the UK this summer! Don’t know if I’m going or not though)

Right now I’m sick and in bed. I have a urinary infection, cramps, a headache and major pain EVERYWHERE so I’m in a bad mood.

Please excuse my moodiness. I’m so done right now.

petcanadian:

staygold-hannah:

petcanadian:

australiansanta:

rosaparking:

australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot

no its almost winter here we’re freezing

no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie

What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death?

well i could, but fuck that i’m cold. because i know what cold actually feels like

absoluteblue:

aquietrevolutionary:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!

Not to mention all the fics.

josephdubro:

hetaliaidiotfan555:

the-ampora-dolorosa:

attackofthepartycannon:

gamzeemakaraluvsfaygo:

alan-rickman-for-god:

connivingwitch:

panslantern:

okinawanwarrior:

knucklesandnovels:

borderline-blind:

littleredridingkyle:

sizab:

illegaluseofbuckets:

takumiraine:

mortson:

testchamber19:

I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew

IAMX- “Spit it out”

………………….omfg

Honor to us all from Mulan. Hell. Yes.

Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffe

uh

Treat Me Like Your Mother by The Dead Weather.

…Oh gosh.

O-Zone ‘Dragostea Din Tei’… maybe that’s why I’m not getting laid so.

Mortal Kombat

Hahahaha this is perfect “Stay Together For The Kids”

“Stairway to heaven” HAHAHAHA! thats awesome.

King & Lionheart - Of Monsters and Men

Oh.

Asleep - The Smiths

IM ACTUALLY CRYING WOW

Too Close by Alex Clare

what does this mean

“Top of the world” the carpenter’s… dude what

Love Hurts - Incubus

oh god

“Love Me Drowned” - Broadway Karkat

well then

“Poor alternian trolls”

no

“Only Teardrops”

ok

So I’m starting high school next year (exciting I know)

and I was looking at my new school’s website and decided to take a look at their clubs, see if I’m interested in any

so i was checking it out and then

wait what

oh

oh

billyjoecola:

this was the only good thing that came out of searching yaoi on google images

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

helpyoudraw:

requirements:
- obviously know some stuff about drawing or painting
- know how to edit pictures (cut tutorials in parts and the right sizes)
- be online/active ALOT
- talk english very well

CLOSING MAY 17TH (FRIDAY)